Aphorisms of a Dancing Girl!

Yes there are GOOD fats out there. ;-)

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My new love is...... HOT Yoga! :D

4/2/2017

Fat Man And His Sack by DJ Joker

12/7/2016

Fat Man And His Sack

Ho Ho The fat man says with his sack
His sack full of crap
Climbs down the chimney
Getting stuck now and then
At times his ass gets burned
Due to fire places being set
He sneaks around your house
Breaking everything in sight
With a ho ho he goes
To raid your fridge
He pisses in your toilet
With a laughter he leaves the seat up
Don’t ask him to flush
He won’t do it anyways
Laughing at your milk and cookies
Saying to himself I want steak and eggs
With his sack he picks expensive stuff up
By the tree he looks with his cheesy ass grin
Woops sorry kids I am broke as your parents
So, in his pocket as he goes trying not to play pocket pool
Taking out pre made IOUs
One for Timmy and one for Jimmy
None for the parents
This fat ass hates them anyway
With a scratch of his sack (not the one with stuff)
He urinates on the fireplace one last time
With a big fart and a grunt
He goes up the tight chimney
His sleigh run down just like a Yugo
Cussing to himself once more
One thousand more houses I must go
Merry Christmas you cheap fool

Chris Lynch aka Sir Poet aka DJ Joker
12-4-15
10:52 am